Extreme Makeover: Bankruptcy Edition
You might think that I’m going to blog today about the fact that oil prices are at a six-week low. But no, I wanted to address something that offended me instead. It seems that one of the homes built on the reality show “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” is being foreclosed on because the owners rather stupidly borrowed a loan against it.
The home, valued at approximately $450,000 and provided to the family for free, is now another victim of bad loans in this economy. Now, you might be wondering why I’m talking about this here, but the thing that forced my hand is that I think it reflects one of the basic flaws of our society: we encourage dangerous investment habits and try to reward short-sightedness for being “bold” and “exciting.”
Case in point: part of the reason why we have such a wishy-washy economy at the moment is because all these subprime loans are coming back to haunt us. People getting involved in high-risk investments and acting like they could treat them with disdain.
Now, you would think the people in this Extreme Makeover would have learned their lesson. These are people who had just won the cosmic lottery: a brand-new house with all bills paid, plus bonus goodies like college funds for their kids and a maintenance fund.
So they take out a loan against their house to start a construction business. Which is already a high-risk industry to begin with, but come on, these people just got greedy. Who needs $450,000 for a small start-up business? These people were greedy and wanted something successful right out of the starting gate. The problem is you don’t always get to make a profit immediately. It takes years to build a business, forge relationships, drum up sales.
Some people might show sympathy for the poor Harpers. Not me. As far as I’m concerned, it’s their own fault for not leaving themselves an out. And I think Lake City mayor Willie Oswalt, who helped construct part of the house, said it best:
“It’s aggravating. It just makes you mad. You do that much work, and they just squander it.”
So what’s the moral to all of this? I think it’s a few things.
1. If you get some major windfall, BE GRATEFUL FOR IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. Don’t treat any major obstacles in your life as just some temporary setback that you can forget once you overcome them. It’s called experience people, use it.
2. Some people don’t appreciate a free gift. This Harper family got such a gift, and they ruined it. A free house and enough money to pay the taxes on it for 25 years. What do they do? Take out a very risky loan against the house. Bad financial planning is what got them into their old, bad house to begin with. Coming from the Brooklyn projects, they moved into a house outside Atlanta with a bunch of problems. They seriously should have learned from that experience not to rush into things and think things through before they act. But once they had a house, they treated it with disdain. That’s like being a smoker and getting a lung transplant, and then returning to smoking once afterward.
3. You can be good people and still make dumb decisions. The Harpers had a sympathetic story where their two-year-old son died because an ambulance didn’t reach the house in time. They worked hard to make enough money to move out of their home. Okay, fair enough. But they bought a house where the septic tank overflowed and flooded the house with fecal matter. Things got worse, until Extreme Makeovers came to the rescue! And the rest is history. Look, I’m sure they had rough lives. But that doesn’t excuse bad planning.
I end this blog with another bit of bad news: Bennigan’s, one of my favorite casual dining food chains, has declare bankruptcy. Why? Because they insisted on cutting corners in food quality while trying to stick it to their customers and raise prices. They got greedy, and now they’re going to be out of business. I mention this not just because I love their chicken fingers and fries, but because it ties in not just with the Harper’s story but with one of my country’s core problems. Making stupid business decisions without thinking through the long-term ramifications of such.
Adjustable rate home loans? Sure! The interest rate is never going to go up! Subprime buyers are a great untapped market, and people are entitled to their own homes! A construction business? Yes! It’s like printing our own money! We’ll just use the house as collateral! We didn’t pay for the thing in the first place, so who cares?
–Stephen Payne, Editor, Oil and Gas Investor This Week; www.OilandGasInvestor.com; spayne@hartenergy.com
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July 30th, 2008 at 11:33 am
SURE THING
“…one of my country’s core problems. Making stupid business decisions without thinking through the long-term ramifications of such.”
One of your country’s core problems is thinking that working hard is enough for success and that anyone who fails is a blundering idiot. I suspect these people worked hard. I suspect they wanted to give their business the best chance of success. I suspect that they wouldn’t have tossed the house into the mix if they thought they were going to loose everything. I suspect that house meant everything to them.
Who told them “You have a gift here you can’t just squander it you have to make something MORE of this OPPORTUNITY. Are you gonna sit here on your hands when all these people worked hard to give you a new start? -yada yada.”
Who advised them to finance this way?
I think its great that you have a sense of “escape hatches” alternate planing, profit and loss ratios, and infallible business models.
Stop gripping about money that wasn’t even yours and make with the helpful comments. “Be greatful” Yeah! Those ungreatfull harpers starting a business, probably employing some of the folks who worked on their place, generating employment in the community. Nasty filthy lazy stupid people!
How about the tried and true: Never start a business with your own money; aAlternately put your money where your mouth is , no one will invest if you don’t.
If you are not profitable in 36 months(?) pull out; Before that when you spot an area that isn’t meeting your projections make a concrete plan to correct it with a deadline for results, axe it if it doesn’t turnaround in time. alternately Don’t throw good money after bad.
What are the stats? 4 out of 5 businesses are failures? If the whole thing isn’t working no problem just leave the money you had someone else put up for your idea and hope they won’t be too sore about it.
There is no strictly GOOD advice, no guarantees. Blue chip stocks, sure but don’t GAMBLE on the stock market. Good steady jobs last forever! don’t make waves do as your told. Enron, vaporized 401s sound familiar. How about the almighty American dollar! How’s your purchasing power feeling these days?
I am sorry for the Harpers they went for the American dream “go big or go home”, and they lost the home they had gotten to go to.
Thanks for your time and a chance to rant.
BRIDGET QUIGLEY
July 31st, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Maybe you feel sorry for these people, but I know a number of people that don’t. They were foolish to loose everything they had. That was a lot of money to invest. They could have started smaller, or even got a small business loan from the government. Would have been a lot smarter. Maybe they’re hoping Extreme Makeover will feel sorry for them and do it again.